her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
