I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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She bit a glass in half.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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