she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My ass is underappreciated
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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