Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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