Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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