I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
