How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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