so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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