good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
