i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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