Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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