Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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