Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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