these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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