There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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