they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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