Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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