I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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