How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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