great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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