My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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