I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
whose ass print is on the piano?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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