You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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