i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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