i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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