I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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