All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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