Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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