I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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