So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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