Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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