ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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