4 words: hood of his car
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Text me some of your sweat
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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