I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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