i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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