no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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