u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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