You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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