Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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