and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My liver just had a heart attack.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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