please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Will exercising make me less horny?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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