Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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