i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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