You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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