I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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