yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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