I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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