and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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