scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
