So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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