Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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