i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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