I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The adults are the big ones right?
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