I'm jealous of your bromance
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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