do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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