too bad you live with your parents still
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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